So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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