Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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