Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
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He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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