did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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