You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
where are you?
Hypothermia
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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