idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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