i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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