wakey wakey hands off snakey
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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