one two three fourrrrnication!
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
