I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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