would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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