i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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