we have officially lost it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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