he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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