Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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