He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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