so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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