It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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