Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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