I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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