Nicole vs. Life
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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