we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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