so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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