maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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