How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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