i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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