I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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