definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Randomize
