do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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