im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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