Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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