Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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