You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
