just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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