South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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