R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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