Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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