If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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