Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
where are you?
Hypothermia
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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