do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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