You work out of a Hotel?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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