Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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