Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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