haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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