Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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