the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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