you guys were way drunker than both of me
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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