I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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