Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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