I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I touched a dick in church today
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