This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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