We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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