i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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