I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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