absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i now understand why vodka
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
