I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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