there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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